Not magic, just a different kind of science.
For me, Java reads kind of like James Joyce (yes, THAT'S where the title of this post came from). Most serious programmers have at least dabbled in Java just like most avid readers have quit reading at least one of Joyce's novels halfway through. But then there are those whack-jobs that really just can't get enough […]
MoreMr. Edison, I have built an ingenious device that I believe may change history-- the current age rather, which will soon be history. I have not yet worked out the full implications of this device, but I will work out the details presently. There are myriad things to be said about human invention; the greatest […]
More"I couldn't tell you where that is," said the old stranger. "I only know how to get there." Something about this old man made me want to know what he'd been through. If I could grab ahold and shake his face out like a rug, I think I'd see little bits of history and fiction, […]
MoreFlash developers have a rough reputation. Artist-turned-programmers run rampant in the Flash community, and they, unfortunately, have an extremely loud voice. I had the pleasure of sitting in a room with many of them while watching the magical technical work of the Unity team at Unite Flash Day 2011. Basically, they explained that their awesome […]
MoreAbout a year ago I recorded an EP with a Christian band I played with in college. I've done a couple of live LPs, but they have certainly never had the quality of this studio recording. Anyway, it's finally back from all that finalizing and mastering nonsense! Give a listen or download below! These were […]
More"This is getting harder and harder every night..." - The Fibonacci Killer
MoreIt was here before I was born--before any of us were born, and no one knew exactly what it was. The priests were raised to maintain it. They were each assigned modules to look after, memorizing line by line millions of bytes of letters and punctuation. The priests understood little but the people even less. […]
MoreNow I'm no English prude (I'm glad I have spell check as at first I typed out "grammer prude"), but Apple has done something that ruffles my grammatical feathers. They have used their fancy paints and their odd angles to slip something in under the lexical radar without so much as a blip. The New […]
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