But enough with stupid comments.
Anyway, without further ado, I'd like to introduce to you, for the first time, Scorch3d-- now in 2D.
Keep in mind, this is a very early version. Does it work in IE? No, screw IE. I haven't taken the time necessary to fidget with that. Also, right now you can use any weapon at any time. Check it out. Let me know what you think.