The Savant Test
I think it will be when my child turns three and he’s finally learning to spell, I’ll bring up ol’ bash and I’ll whip out a hash and I’ll say “crack this or you’re grounded.”
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Not magic, just a different kind of science.
Maven Just Needs Some Closure
Maven is certainly a creature of *inner* beauty. You should not under any circumstances look directly at her. I am unsure how her creators can tinker under her voluminous skirt and come out alive. Unfortunately I looked into her eyes. I made a promise to Maven–but I broke my word. Now she need Closure. Setting […]
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I remember the days long ago when a classmate derided me for not knowing HTML. “You’ve never heard of the <marquee> tag?!” It hurt deeper than words. Deeper even than the scrolling, blinking words hemmed in by obnoxious GIFs on his Angelfire homepage. I felt physically ill when I found his links changed color on […]
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